there’s a whole lot of same-gender “roommates” buying houses together on hgtv haha

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man somebody emailed my head office to complain about me, they said i was rude and gave them shitty service. it really bummed me out. even if she caught me on a bad day i’m never rude to anyone at work. i’m just amazed and upset that my service was apparently so incredibly bad that she went out of her way to complain and threatened to never come back

i cried a lot tonight bc i don’t know what to do with my life

gotosweep:

workin on a Hats Club zine

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the tom hardy issue of esquire is out tomorrow i feel 14 again

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people who are considered SJWs by tumblr fuckboys

officialprincessjasmine:

  • any person who is brown and states that they are brown
  • all women
  • anybody, anybody at all, with any sort of dissenting opinion
  • people who are LGBTQA
  • people who are LGBTQA and say that the A does not stand for ‘allies’
  • any person who is any combination of any of the things above
  • people who inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide
  • cute cats
  • cute girls who take pictures with cute cats
  • an onion 
  • literally everyone we’re all SJWs welcome to the club 

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translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana

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  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: MY CLIENT BROCK LESNER CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

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Title: Jolene Artist: Dolly Parton 22,037 plays

dollyfarton:

mandatory listening

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vagi2k14sodium:

this websites brief obsession with cotton eyed joe was so eerie and it couldn’t have played out any more perfectly because i am still left with two remaining questions:

  • where did it come from
  • where did it go

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