dion-thesocialist:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

#alcohol  

ask me tmi tuesday stuff before i go to bed plz

sometimes i am reminded that avenged sevenfold was playing when i lost my virginity 😖

disgustinganimals:

this is the most illegal clothesline i’ve seen in all of wrestling but i’ll allow it

(via busybrody)

(via jacksonpubelick)

yungmethuselah:

We must reclaim “slacktivist,” a term which should belong to advocates and organizers of slacking, rather than to armchair proponents of whatever.

(via dion-thesocialist)

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG THANKS

bodallasmultipass:

atmidnightcc:

zzleigh:

I love atmidnightcc, I love the incredible Ron Funches, and I love poofy/sparkly things; so creating this fan art was a necessity
My ipad crashed about fifty times while making this, it couldn’t handle all the fabulousness

IT’S BEAUTIFUL

High art.

i am unfollowing anyone who reblogs that gifset of someone petting a giant snail i s2g

i was so much cooler when i wore a jean jacket every day damn why’d i ever stop

omfg i am just remembering how when datawitch96 and i first moved in together we had crafternoons all the time and we had this one roommate who was really awesome but very strange and his crafts would be all fucked up and crazy looking but he would still join in every time

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

(via captainchinhands)

(via cenur)

ryanvoid:

labravura replied to your post “WebMD doesn’t go hard enough with smoking cessation all of their…”

omg the fruit thing reminds me of this girl who swore i could get the same amt of energy from an apple as i could a cup of coffee. worst unsolicited advice EVER

WHO LET THESE WHIMSICAL FRUITFUCKERS OUT OF THEIR FOREST SPRITE CO-OP WHERE THEY LIVE

"did u know that cantaloupes absorb anxiety and if you rub millet seed into your eyeballs you can speak in the tongues of birds and of men"

"take this jackson browne CD and go in peace my child" [drifts away like a tumbleweed]

smasuch:

unbear:

HOLOGRAPHIC CRAB SLAMMER

A+ slammer