the best thing about hgtv is not just the rugged men w/ sledgehammers. it’s when the rugged men w/ sledgehammers say shit like “i made you this kitchen island from 100 year old reclaimed barn wood” ohhhhh baby


Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man

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rybackdoorsluts9 asked: tumblr user rybackdoorsluts9 because she needs validation ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

a funny and thoughtful and beautiful person; arguably the best thing about australia

my hours aren’t getting reduced this week like i thought and i have to work till 10 on halloween and then work at 10 am the next morning. why can’t i have nice things

Anonymous asked: Hausofsus? Heard he is kind of a douche

well if it wasn’t for him i would have no idea wtf “sus” even means so that’s something

Anonymous asked: that birdfucker cloacacarnage

a nice fellow but i think he just talks a big game. i bet he doesn’t even know what plumage feels like

miamishine asked: famous user miamishine

truly a gem, and a fellow lover of vader’s sensitive side

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Anonymous asked: greetingsgrapplefans?!

great wrestling blog, thought-provoking original posts

Anonymous asked: hot garbage personified hbshizzle

a very special person who is rightfully beloved by all internet wrestling nerds

send me a tumblr user’s url and I’ll tell you what I think of them

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  • Me: I just ate a sandwich
  • Tumblr: hot_sandwich_sluts started following you
  • Tumblr: Best-deals-on-sandwiches started following you
  • Tumblr: Sandwiches-and-tits started following you
  • Message in my inbox: Haha I loved your post! Ur blog is really cool. Im a university student who's trying to get exposure for a social media site Im working on. Could you take a minute to look at it? :D
  • me: i'm going to quit drinking!
  • me: *gets drunk immediately*

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