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yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

Tbh I’m afraid to go to Portland. I’ve heard bad things about it and everyone who lives there, including its local squirrels and mushrooms, no offense.

What if I get attacked by a gang of kombucha homebrewers? What if a young tattooed couple hits me with their $1400 baby stroller? What if someone hands me a hempen flyer for a Christian hot yoga meetup? It’s too dangerous.

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late entry from tongueinsheik

these are solid jokes thank u both

learning about possessive nouns in english class today 😑

old books smell like shit

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#me  

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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Title: Johnny Too Bad Artist: The Slicker (1971) 579 plays

i don’t know if it’s because motorhead rules so much or because they’re becoming one of those ubiquitous rock symbols like the misfits skull but my work is sold out of motorhead shirts and SO IS THE SUPPLIER WTF

who is around and wants 2 chat i have a few hours to kill

one thing i will say is that a bunch of white people were angry about affirmative action today